What's your favorite movie line?

"shop-teacher" (shop-teacher) 11/09/2017 at 22:27 • Filed to: Do you feel lucky punk?

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My wife went to a movie night with her friends. I decided to watch Dirty Harry again. I love it, she doesn’t really care for it. It has my favorite movie line ever in it. No, it’s not the one you’re thinking of.

Mayor: “I don’t want any trouble like you had in the Fillmore District last year. Understand? That’s my policy.”

Inspector Callahan: “When a man is chasing a woman, with intent to rape, I shoot the bastard. That’s my policy.”

Mayor: “Intent? How did you establish intent?”

Inspector Callahan: “Well, when a naked is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he’s not out collecting for the Red Cross.”

What’s Oppo’s favorite movie line?

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > shop-teacher 11/09/2017 at 22:41

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I’m the foot fucking master.

Chariotoflove > shop-teacher 11/09/2017 at 22:46

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“I know.”

WilliamsSW > shop-teacher 11/09/2017 at 22:46

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I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody’s part. And we’re just the guys to do it!

I may or may not have quoted this line in an email yesterday...

Urambo Tauro > shop-teacher 11/09/2017 at 22:47

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Oh, I could never pick just one. But since you brought up Harry, I gotta say that “ a man’s got to know his limitations ” comes to mind often when I’m wrenching. There are some tasks that are really better left to a shop, and it’s good to anticipate those times before you go tearing the car all apart.

WilliamsSW > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 11/09/2017 at 22:50

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Tarantino movies are full of great quotes. Hard to choose between them all—

shop-teacher > Urambo Tauro 11/09/2017 at 22:50

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I use that one all the time. That line is from Magnum Force.

Now I need to watch Magnum Force again.

Inevitably that will lead me to watching The Enforcer.

It will end there though. Sudden Impact sucks. I did always enjoy the RC Corvettes in Dead Pool though.

shop-teacher > WilliamsSW 11/09/2017 at 22:51

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They really are.

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > shop-teacher 11/09/2017 at 22:51

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“Buckle up”

MoCamino > shop-teacher 11/09/2017 at 22:52

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“I gave her my heart. She gave me a pen.”

shop-teacher > WilliamsSW 11/09/2017 at 22:52

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Germans?

Forget it, he’s rollin’.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > shop-teacher 11/09/2017 at 22:55

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“as you wish”

Agrajag > shop-teacher 11/09/2017 at 23:04

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“I’m 37.”

shop-teacher > Agrajag 11/09/2017 at 23:05

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A classic.

Buncha savages in this town.

Wacko > shop-teacher 11/09/2017 at 23:07

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So many in this video

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > shop-teacher 11/09/2017 at 23:07

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“sorry I’m late I jsut took a shit”

WilliamsSW > Wacko 11/09/2017 at 23:19

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Bruuuuuuuuce!

Deal Killer - Powered by Focus > shop-teacher 11/09/2017 at 23:27

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No bastard ever, won a war by dying for his country.

He won it, by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country.

Tripper > shop-teacher 11/09/2017 at 23:35

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“Aw man, I just shot Marvin in the face.”

shop-teacher > Deal Killer - Powered by Focus 11/09/2017 at 23:37

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My Grandfather fought under Patton. He revered the man.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > shop-teacher 11/10/2017 at 00:12

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King illegal forest to pig wild kill in it a is!

(i kinda like you changed your name to latrine?... yeah.. used to be shithouse too)

Birddog > shop-teacher 11/10/2017 at 01:43

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Harry has some of my favorites.

RPM esq. > shop-teacher 11/10/2017 at 02:48

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Urambo picked it too, but he hedged and it really is my single favorite movie line (albeit not my favorite movie): “a man’s got to know his limitations.”

That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > shop-teacher 11/10/2017 at 06:04

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In Tombstone, Wyatt Earp (Kurt Russell) walks into the Oriental Hotel and talks to the bartender, who tells him this asshole has set up shop as his card dealer and is driving off all the good gamblers. Wyatt confronts the dealer, Johnny Tyler (Billy Bob Thornton) and after some words are exchanged, Wyatt backhands Tyler in the mouth. He smacks him two more times until Tyler is bleeding from the mouth, but isn’t doing anything about it. And Wyatt growls:

“You gonna do something, or just stand there and bleed?”

Val Kilmer’s Doc Holliday gets all the fan fare, but holy shit was Kurt Russell awesome in that movie.

Oh, and a really dumb corny one from the Tom Jane Punisher movie:

Joan: What are you going to do?

Frank Castle: Read the news paper, you’ll see.

Joan: What section?

Frank: *long pause* ...obituaries.

pip bip - choose Corrour > shop-teacher 11/10/2017 at 06:12

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“who’s Keyser Soze?”

shop-teacher > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 11/10/2017 at 06:57

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That Kurt Russell line is great!

shop-teacher > RPM esq. 11/10/2017 at 06:57

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It is a great line. I really do use it regularly.

shop-teacher > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 11/10/2017 at 07:01

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That movie does not get enough love. There are SO many great lines in that.

D-E-D, dead!

KevlarRx7 > shop-teacher 11/10/2017 at 08:11

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That’s got to be one of them

DipodomysDeserti > shop-teacher 11/10/2017 at 08:35

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“When you have to shoot, shoot. Don’t talk.”

Also to the intro to a great song on an even greater album:

My bird IS the word > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 11/10/2017 at 12:01

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“Your friends might get me in a rush but not before I turn your head into a canoe”

My bird IS the word > shop-teacher 11/10/2017 at 12:14

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Favorite movie quote period? Too hard, maybe the pulp fiction interrogation. Favorite Dirty Harry? Easy:

Die-Trying > shop-teacher 11/10/2017 at 18:37

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i like the whole spiel about “for no reason”......

also large chunks of little big man, like where hes talking to general custer, telling him those braves waiting for him arent a bunch of women and children like the ones that he butchered..... “i call this my gunfighter phase”......